Monthly Archive for November, 2009

Something free and possibly very interesting on Thursday, December 3

Brian Keenan will talk about Joseph Conrad

As part of the imaginary double life I lead in which I have a great deal of time to attend interesting lectures on erudite and absolutely pointless topics, I’ve found something that looks quite good, and would definitely be there if I could go. It’s a lecture by Brian Keenan on Joseph Conrad, which takes place at the European Union House, 18 Dawson Street, Thursday, December 3 at 7p.m. Admission is free, and you can email info@irelandpoland.org for more information.

Conrad is a fascinating and completely unique author, partly for having started writing so late.

On a side note, you’d be amazed at how much free and interesting stuff goes on in the various international HQs around Dublin: Instituto Cervantes, Alliance Francaise, Goethe Institut, etc.

From “The Queen of Spades,” by Alexander Pushkin

Queen of Spades

At last Lisa dropped a letter from her window: “There’s a ball at the *** ambassador’s house tonight. The countess will be there. Here is an opportunity for you to see me alone. Come at half past eleven.”

Hermann trembled like a tiger, waiting for the appointed time. At ten he was already standing in front of the countess’s house. The wind howled and thick wet snow fell; streetlamps cast a dim light. The streets were empty. At times a cabbie would drag by with his meagre jade looking for the last customer. Hermann wore no coat, but he didn’t feel the cold. At last the countess’s carriage arrived. He saw footmen carry out a hunched old woman wrapped in a sable coat. Then Lisa, the countess’s young charge, fresh flowers in her hair and a light cape on her shoulders, slipped into the carriage. The doors closed, the carriage moved along heavily on the wet snow. The doorman went inside and windows went dark. Hermann remained outside the empty house. He went up to the streetlamp and looked at his watch – it was twenty past eleven. He remained under the streetlamp, staring at the watch, waiting for the minutes to pass.

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Send in your Christmas poem or else

Christmas Poem

Nobody wants to see Santa go through with it. Send in your funniest, filthiest, most miserable Christmas poem now and save Santa. You’ve got until Tuesday night, or Christmas is over. For everybody.

Some early thoughts on the next phase of Some Blind Alleys: Arts Features

The Artist's Widow

Back when Some Blind Alleys first came to life, about a year ago, its purpose was to publish work by students in my creative writing workshops. At the end of every Creative Writing 3 (i.e. Advanced) course, I held a reading night (this is still the case). At it, students read two pages of their best work. I took extracts from those two pages and posted them on the site for people who couldn’t attend.

Things have changed a lot. On the literary side, SBA is publishing an essay by Carlo Gebler in the next few weeks. We’ve published/exhibited visual art by critically acclaimed artist Vera Klute, and more critically acclaimed artists are forthcoming.

Former students are continuing to publish on the site – fiction and personal essays – but they – and many new voices – are also contributing essays that are less personal, and that inform and entertain: the most read selection on SBA by a contributor in the main column so far is Bryan Butler’s “A very brief history of short animation” – which puts it behind Helen Chandler’s review of Dylan Moran: the single most read contribution (excluding the From the Editor column) on the site, with nearly 1,000 page views.

Ridiculously, my cousin Fielding has destroyed all the records with over 1,200 page views. The man is a star. A number of other From the Editor posts had high traffic: mostly driven by the intrinsic interest of the subject matter – the Achill Heinrich Böll Cottage – or driven by comments.

The next four most read contributions, behind Helen Chandler’s, are also reviews, all of them written by John McAuley.

The most-read contributions that are pure literature (for lack of a better phrase) are, in the following order, “Down by the old motor tax office,” by Donald Mahoney, “Tea and biscuits with Tim Robinson,” by Mick Halloran and “My obsession with endstations,” by Susan Leahy (all essays). These have about 500 page views each. The top rated story is “Is this regression?” by Justin Kidd, with 250 page views.

(While it’s important to say that a page view does not translate into a reader, we can judge the flukiness of high traffic by average length of stay. All of the above had average length of stays of above or at five minutes.)

There’s something really interesting about those statistics, but nothing surprising. People like art, but they don’t like to be suffocated by it; they like, I think, places that provide variety (or lots and lots of Fielding). There are many reasons why five-hundred-word reviews get read more often than moving and complex personal essays or wild and odd short stories, and I don’t have time to go into any of them here.

I like everything I publish on the site, but as the editor I want to strive for balance. On the letters side of things (i.e. not visual art), I want to have Some Blind Alleys do more than witness itself.

One of my favorite publications in Ireland, as everyone who knows me knows, is the Dublin Review – not really for its personal histories or stories but for the criticism and literary journalism. It’s a journal that looks more outward than inward, and that’s the definition of humility in literary publishing, or the definition of readability: it’s definitely the definition of something.

I admire and want to emulate this approach. I wish I had the money to do so more seriously, but I do the best I can. I was extremely happy to publish a recent essay by Jaki McCarrick about Auden and Kavanagh and an essay by Paul Larkin about Henrik Ibsen. I’m not only interested in essays about literature, but absolutely everything that can be written well, inform, and entertain. The more local, the better. The guy who lives next door to you who drives an ice cream truck – write an essay about him, but make it also about the rise and fall of ice cream trucks in Ireland. Some of you may think I’m joking. I’m not.

Beyond all that, though, comes what I hope will be the next successful evolutionary phase of Some Blind Alleys: Arts Features. And a brief introduction to that is the primordial objective of this note.

I want to get writers and journalists pounding the pavement, interviewing interesting people whose work is related to the creation or support of the arts in Ireland.

I have no intention of making SBA an arts features publication. It remains a place dedicated to the personal essay, translation, and visual art, with the odd story popping up now and again. But one arts feature a fortnight would be a great thing, I think, or – if I can attract more essays about ice cream truck men – maybe one arts feature per month would do.

The features would run about 1,500 words.

I don’t want to compete with the Arts page of the Irish Times. I want to explore gestational stuff, obscurity, new things that excite and oppose. I want to interview very young organizations determined to blow up the status quo as well as old, battle-hardened arts administrators who have devoted their lives to hard work so that somebody else can paint, or sculpt, or make movies, or write poetry. I’m interested in innovators in music and film and theatre. This includes not just the artists doing the work but the administrators who have come up with ideas to seed production.

These features are not literary journalism. This is straight-up journalism without hooks or poetic prose (God help us) and without press releases.

This will take a little while to get going, since I’ll need a handful in the pipeline before I commit to a new category. But I think it’s time to start getting a list of potential people and organizations to investigate, and I’m hoping SBA readers will help.

If you know of something or somebody that fits the above description, send an email (or leave a comment). I’m not asking if you have the time to write it up. I can find somebody to write it up. But I’d appreciate the ideas. The only thing I’d ask is that, if you are a wonderful and exciting arts organization or some subterranean subversive music habitat or literary journal, or some battle-hardened and underappreciated administrator, you don’t nominate yourself. Nominate somebody else.

Thanks for the help. See you all at the Christmas party.

Turner Prize winner one week away from the ignominy of winning the world’s least prestigious art prize

Art!

In about ten days, somebody will have to win the Turner Prize (the award is given on December 7). In some years I’ve been outraged. This year I quite like the favorite, Roger Hiorns, but nobody else. Maybe Enrico David.

I think the award – I watched the ceremony on Channel 4 some years back – has accepted its status as a tongue-in-cheek and self-conscious joke on art. If it has not, somebody may want to inform them.

Here are the finalists, with some images:

ROGER HIORNS
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Seizure 2008
A Jerwood/Artangel Commission Harper Road, London. Courtesy Corvi-Mora, London

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ENRICO DAVID
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How Do You Love Dzzzzt by Mammy? Installation view Museum für Gegenwartskunst Basel, 2009 Courtesy Galerie Daniel Buchholz, Köln/Berlin

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LUCY SKAER
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Black Alphabet 2008
26 dust coal sculptures
Courtesy of the artist and doggerfisher, Edinburgh. Photography credit: Serge Hasenböhler

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RICHARD WRIGHT
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Not Titled 2005
Courtesy of Gagosian Gallery, London/New York, The Modern Institute/Toby Webster Ltd, Glasgow, and BQ, Berlin.

Samuel Johnson (1709-1784), from “The Idler No. 1″

Samuel Johnson It will be easily believed of the Idler, that if his title had required any search, he never would have found it. Every mode of life has its conveniencies. The Idler, who habituates himself to be satisfied with what he can most easily obtain, not only escapes labours which are often fruitless, but sometimes succeeds better than those who despise all that is within their reach, and think every thing more valuable as it is harder to be acquired. – Samuel Johnson

Your Christmas poem does not have to mention Christmas

A Christmas Poem I Write, Thou Art So Lovely

Last night a woman in one of my workshops said to me, when I asked her if she was going to submit a poem to the SBA Christmas Poem Contest: “I’m not really into themed poetry.”

An imaginary monacle fell out of my eye: Are people out there composing themed poems, with reindeer and little girls encountering Santa in the living room, or variations on old Christmas ditties (i.e., Twas the night before Christmas, and all the house not a creature was stirring not even my drunk dad who beat me)?

I assure you that the less you actually say about Christmas, the greater your chances of winning. I am, although I have made fun of this whole thing as much as possible, seriously hoping to see a good poem. And it doesn’t have to mention Christmas.

Hauschka, The Sugar Club

Last Thursday night, I had a ticket to go see Hauschka play at the Sugar Club. The ticket was free, and there was a piano involved, so I was more than happy to go along. On the way, I stopped in the Cobblestone in Smithfield to meet a friend. We sat at the bar as the place got busy. The Cobblestone has a sort of dingy and dirty interior that makes you want a shower. But it’s lively place and they pour a nice glass of Guinness. As soon as the trad music started to play in corner, however, we grabbed our umbrellas and left the bar.

When we got to the Sugar Club, late, Hauschka was just about to start, and the audience was quietly listening to him speak. Hauschka is the pseudonym of the German pianist and composer Volker Bertelmann. He trained in classical music for ten years, but was also apparently once a member of a hip-hop band. Luckily, the show had been delayed because the piano was caught in traffic from Galway to Dublin. I was told that Hauschka usually takes two hours to set up the piano for a show, but he had only twenty minutes that night.

On the stage was a grand piano. A video camera on a tripod stood behind, filming the strings and mechanics of the instrument, which was then projected onto a large screen behind. Hauschka – tall, lanky, with longish, unkempt hair and wearing a t-shirt and jeans – spoke in that slow, relaxed, German kind of way. His arms were covered in wide, wooly wrist bands that covered his forearms. He talked about his music, and his life before, when he was unhappy. He was funny. He sat down, adjusted his seat and started to play without any sheet music.

He began to play. Sometimes the piano sounded more like a harpsicord, and other times like electronic music. For one of the songs, there was what sounded like trumpets bleeping and the deep sound of a double bass. He tapped and drummed the inside of the piano, glided his fingers across strings, creating percussion noises and loose, atonal sounds.

Inside the body of the piano, placed on strings, were objects that tinkled. For one song, Hauschka stretched gaffer tape across them, which creatied the high-pitched sound of a toy piano. At one stage, he grabbed a plastic shopping bag that was filled with ping-pong balls and poured them into the body of the piano. When he began to play, the balls bounced high as they hit off strings. It looked like the piano was juggling.

Hauschka’s music seems to combine elements of pop, classical music and the atonal elegance of Satie. The music reminds me of Michael Nyman’s compositions and also shows influence from John Cage’s “chance music.” Cage used bolts and screws on top of the strings. Hauschka’s music is beautiful and unexpected.

Hauschka is a show man – albeit, a modest one. He amuses and entertains the audience, as well as himself, in a humble and graceful sort of way. He laughed while playing at times. He is more like a musician-magician, who reinvents the sounds of a piano through innovative and simple techniques with unlikely everyday objects. -Niamh Dunphy

A brief account of the travails and exploits of a respectable village

Wood savages

Once upon a time there was a village, a very respectable village with straight dirt roads and peaceful farmhands and obedient goats and children. The most respectable man in the village was Stefanos the lodgekeeper. The second-most respectable man in the village was the deposed and supposedly disgraced Baron, who acted very respectably regardless, and went around lazily wagging his finger and puffing on cigarillos.

However, more respectable by far than either of these figures was the Aristocrat Regent, whom nobody in the village had ever seen. The Aristocrat Regent had a terrible curse: his face was hilariously disfigured. It was made up of a braying donkey muzzle on the bottom part and a top half like a frog’s with his eyes perched on each extreme of the forehead.

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Garth Knox, composer and musician, viola innovator, is in Dublin Thursday night

Garth Knox is giving a talk on contemporary viola composition, followed by a concert, this Thursday, November 26.

The talk takes place at 5 p.m., Contemporary Music Centre, Fishamble Street, Dublin.

The concert – music for viola and electronics – takes place at 8 p.m. Knox will play:

    Gérard Grisey: Prologue for viola and electronics
    Salvatore Sciarrino: 3 notturni brillanti for solo viola
    Kaija Saariaho Vent: Nocturne for viola and electronics
    Garth Knox: Viola Spaces for solo viola
    Luca Francesconi: Animus II for viola and electronics

Below is a clip of Knox’s Viola Spaces, various pieces in which he explores a special string technique: