Monthly Archive for September, 2011

The verb to be

Last night I lived in Madrid; tonight I live in Waterford. I have moved back to my mother’s house, a house I have not lived in for a year and a half, and then it was only a short stint. All the times I have lived in my mother’s house over the last decade have been short stints. I never foresee making my decision to move home – it always seems to occur in a moment.

I lie on my bed and look at the things left over from my youth. Some books, a portable television, a Playstation, videos, tapes, CDs, a stereo, and a few shelves filled with knickknacks. There are little replicas around the room of places my brother visited. One is of the Coliseum; another of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. When I opened the wardrobe I noticed two Liverpool football jerseys, the football team I supported as a child. On the wall there is a Taxi Driver poster with a caption stating: “On every street there’s a nobody who dreams of being a somebody. He’s a lonely and forgotten man desperate to prove he’s alive.” On the back of the door there is a Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas poster. As soon as I walked into the room it reminded me of someone I knew, not someone I was.

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Coming soon…

Some Blind Alleys, the online journal of fine new writing, will shortly begin publishing its autumn content. We’ll be publishing new work once a fortnight, and already we’ve got great essays by people you may have heard of – such as Philip Ó Ceallaigh and Leo Benedictus – and those you may not have – such as Ryan Van Runkle and Brian Collins. We’re eager to find more new voices, and submissions are open.

If you’d like to read content previously published on Some Blind Alleys, please see the Archive, where you can find both online and PDF versions of work published since April 2011.

Thanks to financial assistance from the Arts Council, we can continue to pay authors for their contributions.

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Greg Baxter
Editor, Some Blind Alleys

All autumn classes have filled

All spots in the Some Blind Alleys autumn courses have been filled. If you’d like to be updated about courses starting next year, please sign up for the free Some Blind Alleys newsletter, or join us on Facebook/Twitter.

One space left in Introduction to Fiction

One space now remains in the Introduction to Fiction (and Personal Essay) course that starts Tuesday evening, September 27. This is the last spot on the SBA autumn schedule. The course takes place in the city centre, just off Nassau Street. It runs tens weeks, every Tuesday evening from 6:30 to 8:30. It’s taught by Rob Hopkins. If you have a query, please email workshops at someblindalleys dot com. If you’d like to register and book a spot, please use the online booking form.

Two spaces remain for the Intro to Fiction class

Only two spaces remain in the Introduction to Fiction (and Personal Essay) course that starts Tuesday evening, September 27. These are the last two spots on the SBA autumn schedule. The course takes place in the city centre, just off Nassau Street. It runs tens weeks, every Tuesday evening from 6:30 to 8:30. It’s taught by Rob Hopkins. If you have a query, please email workshops at someblindalleys dot com. If you’d like to register and book a spot, please use the online booking form.

A change to the autumn course schedule – course added

A new creative writing course has been added to the autumn creative writing course schedule at Some Blind Alleys. A second Introduction to Fiction (with Personal Essay), taught by Rob Hopkins, will start on Tuesday evening, September 27. Please read more about the course by clicking here. You can also read more about Rob Hopkins here.

To book online, please see the Creative Writing Courses home page.

Please email any queries to workshops at someblindalleys dot com.

A brief account of the travails and exploits of a respectable village

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Once upon a time there was a village, a very respectable village with straight dirt roads and peaceful farmhands and obedient goats and children. The most respectable man in the village was Stefanos the lodgekeeper. The second-most respectable man in the village was the deposed and supposedly disgraced Baron, who acted very respectably regardless, and went around lazily wagging his finger and puffing on cigarillos.

However, more respectable by far than either of these figures was the Aristocrat Regent, whom nobody in the village had ever seen. The Aristocrat Regent had a terrible curse: his face was hilariously disfigured. It was made up of a braying donkey muzzle on the bottom part and a top half like a frog’s with his eyes perched on each extreme of the forehead.

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One course is full; spaces for the second are limited

The first Introduction to Fiction course this autumn at Some Blind Alleys has filled, and spaces are limited for the second. Four spaces remain for the Introduction to Fiction course taught by fiction writer and poet David Mohan. The course starts on Tuesday evening, September 20. If you’d like to sign up, please use the online booking form.

My obsession with endstations

My obsession with endstations

Two hundred and three of us sat in suits around the table. It was Thursday again. I watched Áron. He caressed his moustache as if he were Dalí. We both doodled. I told him about the Italian general who drove me home in his Jaguar.

“Is he the bald one?” Áron asked.

“Yes,” I said. Áron said the man was married. I shrugged. The general’s suits were impeccable. The chairman spoke on and on. We didn’t listen. Our ambassadors pretended to.

Áron was from Hungary. We sat behind our ambassadors every week in a great hall that had a thousand windows, in the Hofburg in Vienna, for meetings of an international organisation so full of self-importance that nobody realised it was known only to itself.

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